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怪奇秀
有时候，我梦想自己能够飞翔 Sometimes I dream I can fly.
但是我厌倦了挥动翅膀 But I'm so exhausted from flapping my wings
飞的越高，就越让我感觉到 and the higher I soar it reminds me
我多么不适合在这片土地上 of how little I fit in with them on the ground.
于是我继续飞啊飞啊 So I rise and I rise
我意识到 and I realize that
我再也不想飞了 I don't wanna fly anymore.
反正他们从来都不知道 They never knew what they were
他们仰望的是什么 looking up at anyway.
但是我老妈却不一样 But my mother did.
她一直关注着我 She always saw me.
我叫她“玛” I called her muv.
我爱她胜过一切 And I loved her like nothing else.
她就是个活着的女神 A living testament to grace
是媚惑，是古驰 glamour and Gucci.
她拥有全部的美 She had it all.
她就是穿着高跟鞋的塞壬 A siren in stilettos.
让所有男人都拜倒在 Abandon all hope any men that fall
她的魅力之下 under her enchantment.
她就是… She is just..
超级棒 ...beyond.
她是幻想吗？ Isn't she a vision?
那条裙子真是美死了 That dress was to die for.
当然了，它本身就很美 Well it should be.
标价差点没把你老爸吓死 The price tag nearly killed your father.
他懂得任何关于价格的事情 He knows the price of everything
但是对物品的价值一无所知 and the value of nothing.
这是你刚想出来的吗？ Did you just come up with that?
没，我从奥斯卡王尔德那偷的 No I stole it from Oscar Wilde.
我们愿意闲聊一整晚 We'd stay up late dissecting and gossiping the night away.
原本我可以永远待在那间客厅 I could've stayed in that parlor forever.
只有我和她 Just me and she.
我们俩的小世界 A circle of two.
不幸的是，有时会有第三个人 Unfortunately sometimes we were three.
“扫兴老爸” Daddy downer.
他们吵架吵得昏天暗地 My parents fought and fought like hell.
我都不清楚他们当初是怎么看上对方的 I never really knew what drew them together.
但是他们闹掰的那天 But I was there that night
我却在场 when they fell apart.
他去了南方 He headed south
我留在了玛身边 and I stayed with muv
度过了七年幸福的时光 for seven blissful years.
但是这个夏天她离开了我 When she left this summer
去了一个未知的地方 destination unknown
所以我搬到了老爸那边的庄园 I was shipped to daddy's family estate.
谢天谢地的是，我不是孤身一人 And thankfully I didn't come alone.
玛用一种顽强的媚惑的力量 Muv armed me with an unflinching
陪伴着我 sense of style glamor
同时还有整个衣柜的连衣裙 and a closet full of frocks
手链和珠宝 bangles and beads.
所以当她不在时 So when she made her exit
我就登场了 I made them my entrance.
来吧，一起面对吧 And let's face it.
老爸的旧房子能发挥一点...哇 Father's old home could use a little...Wow.
又是你？ You again?
我要拿你怎么办呢？ What am I going to do with you?
这只是纸上谈兵 These are just words
说得好不如做得好 and it's always better to show than to tell.
所以系好安全带，亲爱的 So buckle up darlings
我要载着你开始一段路程 because I'm gonna take you on a little ride
这段旅程叫做“我的人生” I call my life.
该上学了，比利 It's time for school Billy.
我了个去 妈妈惹 天啦噜 Oh, be with us, Jesus.
还有，把你的亮片眼影弄掉 And take off that glitter eyeshadow.
这可不是去“与星共舞” This isn't Dancing with the Stars.
这儿可不是康乃狄克州 This isn't Connecticut.
你现在可是在红色州 You're in the red states now.
你可不能第一天上学就穿成这样 You cannot go to your first day of school like that.
你真好心，贵人 You sweet precious woman.
我去学校当然不会穿成这样 Of course I'm not going to school like this.
嗨 Hi.
我叫比利·布鲁姆 So I am Billy Bloom.
我刚从康乃狄克州的达里恩转过来 I just transferred here from Darien Connecticut
科洛·塞维尼的故乡 the hometown of Chloe Sevigny.
大家好啊！ Hello!
然后我意识到对于我来说 And I realized for me
这一切已经结束了 it was already over.
你穿的短袖真好看 That is a fantastic tee you're wearing.
你应该-- You gotta--
你再碰我我就揍你了 touch me again and I'll kick your ass.
哦！ Oh!
你的嘴可真不干净 You have got quite a potty mouth on you.
呃 Mm.
格里芬必胜！ Go Gryphons!
欢迎大家来到新学期的第一天 Welcome class to the beginning of the school year.
我很受打击 I was a hit.
万能的神啊 Good gosh almighty.
跟你说过不要这样穿 Told you to change.
我休息的时候可以带你去买条牛仔裤 I can take you shopping for blue jeans on my day off
如果布鲁姆先生同意的话 if it's okay with Mr. Bloom.
蓝色牛仔裤也救不了我 Blue jeans weren't gonna save me.
还是把我送火星去吧 Maybe a ticket to Mars would.
或者米兰 Or Milan.
任何地方 Anywhere..
除了这儿 ...but here.
你知道吗，儿子 You know, son,
有句名言叫 there's a great saying.
“枪打出头鸟” "The nail that sticks out gets hammered down."
是，是 Hmm yeah.
好吧，父亲 Well, father
你一定懂很多 you'd certainly know an awful lot
关于被打的事 about getting hammered.
我可不是有问题的那个人 I'm not the one with that problem.
我得离开这个镇子 I have to leave this town.
我之前就被人讨厌过 I've been hated by some people before.
但不是所有人 But not by everyone.
*气声* Psst.
嗨，比利 Hey, Billy.
嗨 Hi.
好吧，我就是想让你知道 Okay, I just wanted to let you know
这学校不是所有人都是混蛋 that not everyone in this school is a dick.
我觉得你超级棒 And I think you're amazing.
我觉得我好像在这个毒蛇镇交到了个朋友 I think I just made a friend
我去，我没听清她的名字 in this vipers' den. Shit. I missed her name.
你懂吗？算了 ... ...you know? Anyway..
我得在她这么一长串狂轰滥炸里 If I can just catch a break
抓住一个空档，问她的...等下 in her verbal avalanche I can ask h.. Hold on.
她刚才是不是说了“啥啥啥？” Did she just say "blah blah blah?"
总之，学校就是一锅浑水 Anyway, pretty much the school is douche soup
他们就是里面的苍蝇 and they're all stewing in it.
所有人吗？ -没错 All of them? - Yeah.
跟我来 - 不过没关系 I'll show you.- But I don't care.
她就是个天使 She's an angel.
比·欧博曼曾经在一个男子组合里 Bib Oberman was in a boy band.
不会吧! - 会 No way! - Way.
组合叫做“魅力基佬” They were called In Twink.
你愿意死还是什么？ Would you die or what?
噢 Oh.
那个是利奈特·弗兰兹 And that's Lynnette Franz.
她会为了成为返校日女王 There's nothing she wouldn't do
不择手段 to become homecoming queen.
甚至能在火刑柱上开始她的表演 Including burning her competition at the stake.
我们以为那只是一种比喻 We thought that was just a metaphor
直到我们看到她在坩埚里 until we saw her in the crucible.
她可不是在开玩笑 She wasn't acting.
那个是谁? -噢，赛思米布莱克斯顿 And who's that? - Oh sesame Blixton.
她正在偷偷的和所有校篮球队的人约会 She's secretly dating the entire basketball team.
我猜篮球队比游泳队的好 I guess it's better than the swim team.
那股漂白剂的味道真扫兴 Chlorine is such a turn off.
那个是蒂凡妮·塔宝 And that's Tiffany Tarbell.
她有自残倾向 She's a cutter for Christ.
从八年级开始就没人见过她的小手臂了 Nobody's seen her forearms since 8th grade.
现在是奈利特天团的二把手 Second-in-command on Lynnette's God squad.
那边那个男的，是波波·彼得森 Big guy right there that's Bo-Bo Peterson.
他是橄榄球队的灵魂人物 He's a God on the football field
多讽刺啊 which is kind of ironic
他竟然和恶魔在约会 considering he's dating the devil.
我后面那个小伙，我不太了解 The kid behind me, I don't know.
我们不和他说话 We don't talk to him.
那是谁？ Who is that?
“小空翻”凯利 Oh that's flip Kelly.
他是个传奇唉，你竟然不知道? There's like a whole story. You don't know it?
好吧，那是在二年级 Okay, it was during the homecoming game
返校日比赛的时候 of sophomore year.
格里芬队落后三分 The Gryphons were down by three
当小空翻，也就是马克·凯利 when flip aka Mark Kelly
在最后一分钟 executed a spectacular
来了个超吊的四分卫偷球 last minute quarterback sneak
在空中连跳带跃了十英尺高 leaping and jumping ten feet in the air
穿过了防线 over the defensive line
最后着陆在了终点 and landing in the end zone.
天了噜 Oh my god.
整个镇子都为他捏了一把冷汗 The whole town needed a cigarette after that catch.
在那之后就成了“再见马克” And after that it was "Goodbye Mark.."
“你好小空翻” -没错。 "Hello flip." - Exactly.
随之而来的 But it keeps going.
整个镇子都癫狂了 The whole town was whipped up
把他提名为 into such a frenzy that they nominated him
返校日国王 as homecoming king
即使他才二年级 even though he was only a sophomore.
然后小空翻谢绝了这个称号 So flip declines the title
说这个称号应该给比·欧博曼 and says it should go to Bib Oberman.
因为他说比才是真正那个领导队伍取得胜利的人 Because he said Bib was the real guy who led the team to victory.
我的意思是，人们都失了智了 I mean people just lost their freaking minds.
就因为他们觉得小空翻 Because of what a wonderful
是个多么棒多么无私的年轻人 selfless young man flip Kelly was.
从那天之后 And from that day on
他做的所有事情都是对的 the kid could do no wrong.
难到只是我的错觉 Is it just me
还是说他的动作真的是个慢动作？ or does he literally move in slow motion?
我不是要故意吓你的 I didn't mean to startle you.
我也不是故意要发出那种声音 I certainly did not mean to make that sound.
你真有趣 You're funny.
你是小空翻 You're flip.
嗯，我就是，想打个招呼 Well I just wanted, uh, to say hi.
就是介绍一下我自己 Just introduce myself.
嘿，美妞 Hey, girl.
嗨 Hi.
那本是《道林·格雷》吗？ Is that Dorian Gray?
这太疯狂了，兄弟，我们在读同一本书 Well, that's crazy man. We're reading the same book.
我绝对不会告诉他 I wasn't gonna be the one to tell him
这学期整个四年级都在 the entire senior class was reading it
读这本书 this semester.
嗯，那个，呃 Uh well, um..
你懂的，我就是...咱们待会见？ You know, I just.. I'll see you around?
别太在意那些生物课上的混蛋 And don't pay attention to those assholes in Biology.
我觉得你挺好的 I think you're okay.
你在这里做什么呢？ What are you doing over here?
我就是想确定一下 Just wanted to see how you're acclimating
你在新学校适应的怎么样 to the new school.
我又不是个盆栽，父亲 I'm not a ficus plant father.
我不用适应 I don't acclimate.
好吧，我还记得 You know I remember how you liked that
你很喜欢达里恩的一家泰国餐馆 Thai restaurant back in Darien.
镇子里有家不错的，我们可以-- There's a great place in town that we can--
非常抱歉 I'm really sorry I'm in the middle
我在做一件非常重要的事，脱不开身 of something really important.
噢，玛，我想死你了 Oh, muv, I miss you terribly.
你一封信都没回我 You haven't answered any of my messages.
我知道我只需要在这里待一学期 I know I'm only supposed to be here
我试着融入进去 for the semester and I'm trying to fit in.
但是我不知道他们能接受我到什么程度 But I don't know how much of me they can take.
快来把我接走吧 Come and get me.
爱你，你快要枯萎的布鲁姆 Love your withering bloom,
比利 Billy.
好的同学们，听好了 Alright, class listen up.
你们的口试报告书 Now, your oral book reports
要在十月十八日之前上交 will be due October 18th.
姑娘们？姑娘们！ Girls? Girls.
先停一下 Break it up.
我给你们一个选择题目的机会 I've given you a choice of topics.
泽尔达·菲茨杰拉德，茶壶山丑闻案 Zelda Fitzgerald, The Teapot Dome Scandal
或者《道林·格雷的画像》 and The Picture of Dorian Gray.
从现在到十月十八号 Now there's plenty of time
有很充裕的时间 between now and October 18th.
别让我失望 Don't let me down.
接下来大家好好休息一下 Have a great rest of your day.
下课 Class dismissed.
该被凌迟处死的女人 The ladies who lynch.
嗨！-嘿！ Hi! - Hey.
你是比利对吧？ It's Billy right?
对的没错 Yes, it is indeed.
我们就是想过来打个招呼 Well, we just wanted to come on over and say "hey."
嘿。-嘿。 Hey. - Hey.
我们可能都无意伤害过那些无辜的人 We all might've gotten off on kind of the wrong foot
看你是个，你懂的，新来的同性恋 seein' as you are you know the new queer.
我的意思是，嗯… I mean, um, I mean-- I mean kid
街头的那种男孩子 on the block and all.
没错，你说得对 Yeah, I guess you're right.
就是，我们真的不是很习惯周围有你这种人 Just, we're not really used to people like you around here.
你的意思是超棒的那种人？ -不是 You mean, amazing people? - No.
我的意思是，像，男孩子穿成-- I mean like boys who dress like--
时尚达人？ -不，她的意思是-- fashion icons? - No she means--
T台传奇？ legends of the runway?
女生，她的意思是男孩子穿得像个女生 Girls. She means boys who dress like girls.
总之，原谅她 Anyway, don't mind her.
我们就是想知道 We were actually just wondering if you know
你愿意帮我们打造我们的风格吗？ you'd like to help us with our style
我看你挺上道的 seein' as you've got it all goin' on.
当然了，我的荣幸 Absolutely, it'd be my pleasure.
那么我们现在就开始？ How about we start right now?
好的 赛思米，把那条运动裤丢掉 Okay, sesame. Ditch the sweatpants.
就像卡尔·拉格斐说的 Like Lagerfeld said,
“运动裤是失败的标志” "it's the ultimate sign of defeat."
蛮有趣的，你说是不，蒂凡妮？ Pretty funny, isn't it, tiff?
和那些楔子一样有趣 Almost as funny as those wedges.
你们要拿那些东西做什么？ What are you trying to do with those things?
端掉老鼠窝吗？ -你才不敢 Kill a family of rats? - Don't you dare.
人胆子总要大些，亲爱的 One must always dare, darling.
要不人人不都像你一样了 Or else we'd all end up looking like you.
这可真有趣 Well, this has been fun.
我们什么时候应该再来一次，好吗？ We should do it again sometime, okay?
亲亲 Kisses.
我知道我刚刚签了自己的生死状了 I know I just signed my own death warrant.
但是有时候，你就是要让婊子见识一下 But sometimes you just gotta dress a bitch down.
这次又怎么了，布鲁姆？ What is it this time, Bloom?
我在学校里 I am being
一直都战战兢兢的 practically terrorized out there,
但是你连鸟都不鸟一眼 and you won't lift a fetal pig's brow to stop it.
有人戏弄你吗？ Is someone teasing you?
对啊，伯妮，比 Yes, uh, Bernie, Bib,
蒂凡妮，利奈特·弗兰兹 Tiffany, Lynnette Franz
整天都如此，日日夜夜 all day every day.
难道不是因为你戏太多了 Aren't you being overly dramatic?
通常情况下，我把这句话当成是一种赞扬 Normally I would take that as a compliment
但是，我并没有，你看这 but no I'm not look at this.
瑞马先生 Mr. Reamer.
你得把我转到别的班去 You have to transfer me out of that class.
我帮不了你 Nothing I can do.
所以你就是坐那看着 So you're just gonna sit there and watch
像一个和善的德国佬？ like a good German?
如果瑞马先生不把我转到别的生物教室去 If Mr. Reamer wouldn't transfer me out of Biology
我就不学生物了 I'm gonna get myself kicked out of Biology.
怎么说呢? How?
被所有的四星级酒店和脱衣舞俱乐部赶出去的 It'sLindsay Lohanthat gets kicked out
是林赛·罗韩，而不是泰勒·斯威夫特 of all those four-star hotels and strip clubs notTaylor swift.
老虎不发威，当我是病猫 The pussiest pimple gets popped.
好吧 Okay.
比利你吓到我了 Billy, you're starting to scare me.
你想干什么？ What're you gonna do?
我要爆发了 I'm gonna get popping.
什么？ What?
几周过去了 Weeks rolled by
我每天都在被扔纸团的戏谑中 as I slalomed through the daily shit show
徘徊煎熬 of masticated spitballs.
跟战场没什么两样 Total war.
看什么呢，死基佬？ What're are you lookin' at, faggot?
你，博纳德 You, Bernard.
死基佬正在清清楚楚地看着你 The faggot is clearly looking at you.
加双引号的 The hash-fag.
生活很艰难，比利 Life is hard Billy.
但是也很美好 Yes but it's beautiful too.
我们要不要放慢脚步，玛？ Should we slow down, muv?
放慢脚步?哦，哦 Slow down? Oh-ho-ho.
放慢脚步是致命的错误 To slow down would be a fatal mistake.
涂脂抹粉 Slop on that gunk.
藏好绝望 Hide that desperation.
目标呢？ Goal?
要完全抹去比利·布鲁姆的痕迹 To erase Billy Bloom completely.
让另一个人暂时取代他的位置 Let someone else take over for a while.
当比利看到他所创作的一切时 When Billy looked around and saw all he created
他说 he said,
很好 "...it is good."
漂亮极了 It is very good.
搞什么鬼 That's messed up.
你是在干什么 What are you doin'?
你开心吗比利？ Are you happy, Billy?
我? 我从来没这么开心过 Me? I've never been happier.
当你是一朵生长在煤矿中的菊花时 It's hard to be happy when you're
开心并不是件容易事 a chrysanthemum in a coal mine.
你懂我的意思吗？ You know what I mean?
嘿！都滚开！ Hey! Move!
听着，我得让你准备好面对这个世界 Listen, I've gotta prepare you for this world.
这世界或许冰冷，艰难，毫无幽默 The world can be a cold hard humorless place.
给我让开！ No! Move!
那就是为什么... That's why..
你得一直放飞幻想 ...you must always let your fancy roam.
来，我希望你学会深呼吸 Yeah, I want you to learn to take a deep breath.
如果生活踹了你一脚 - 玛 And if life kicks you.. - Muv.
你就使劲给我踹回去！ You just kick harder!
使劲踹！ Higher!
用力踹！ Higher!
用尽全力踹回去！ Higher!
玛 Muv.
踹回去！踹回去！ Higher! Higher!
玛 Muv.
布鲁姆先生 Mr. Bloom.
嘿，布鲁姆先生 我想他醒了 Hey Mr. Bloom, I think he's wakin' up.
孩子你还在医院里 You're still in the hospital son.
你晕过去 You were in a coma
五天了 for five days.
玛呢？ Where is muv?
她刚刚还在这呢 She was just here.
是这样的，她来不了了，孩子 Well, she couldn't make it son.
可能是晕倒在沟里了 Probably blacked out in a ditch.
你说什么？ -额，她说她很爱你 What did you say? - Uh, she sends her love.
欢迎回来，比利 Welcome back, Billy.
你可把我们都吓到了 You gave us all quite a scare there.
这是几根手指？ How many fingers am I holding up?
一根 -很好 One. - Good.
看东西模糊吗？头疼么？恶心么？ Any blurred vision? Headaches? Nausea?
都有 All of the above.
能给我一根唇膏吗？ Could I get some lip gloss please?
医生，我什么时候能带他回家？ When can I take him home, doctor?
再过几天 In a few days.
你儿子有多处擦伤 Your son has multiple abrasions.
挫伤，脑震荡 contusions, concussions,
内脏受损和出血 organ trauma, and hemorrhaging
我们得留院观察 that we need to keep an eye on.
好吧，看来他们并不喜欢我的裙子 Well, I guess they didn't like the dress.
比利是个勇士，布鲁姆先生 Billy is quite a fighter, Mr. Bloom.
好消息是他可以痊愈 The good news is he is going to mend
前提是要在床上休息一个月 with at least a month of bed rest
还得接受一些物理治疗 and a little physical therapy.
你会觉得头晕一段时间 You will feel quite dizzy for a while,
所以就... 放轻松，好嘛？ so just.. You take it easy okay?
发生什么了？ What happened?
先生，你介意我来告诉他么？ Sir do you mind if I tell him?
当然不 Of course not.
呃，你们能给我们一分钟吗？ Uh, could you guys, uh, give us a minute?
我——我想单独听他说 I'd-- I'd like to hear this um alone.
给你们五分钟，好吗？ I'll give you five minutes okay?
查下他的生命特征 然后，呃... And check his vitals, and uh..
给这男孩拿唇膏 ...get the boy some lip gloss.
嗨 Hey.
嗨 Hi.
你知道么，你有个很棒的老爸 You know you've got a great dad.
他十分地担心你，比利 He's been so worried about you Billy.
我也是，我每天都会过来 Me too, I've been here just about everyday.
几乎是每天，反正，然后... Most days, anyway, and...
...我一直不停地跟你说话 ...I've been talking to you non-stop.
你都听到了吗？ Did you hear me?
没有 No.
我还给你带了... I even got you a..
...时尚杂志 ...fashion magazine.
哦... Ooh...
我就放在这儿，好吗？ I'll just leave it here alright?
所以，一些家伙 So there were these guys
一直在发消息说你坏话 just texting shit about you.
然后我——我并没有多想 And I-- I didn't really think much of it
因为从你来这儿了之后每个人都在背后说你坏话 'cause everyone's been talking shit about you since you got here.
他们有吗？ They have?
拜托，比利 Billy, come on.
当你没去生物实验室的时候 When you didn't show up to Bio lab
然后，然后 and and neither did-- did
蒂姆和萨尔还有那些二年级运动队的混账们也，——也没去的时候 Tim and sal and those asshole sophomore jocks..
哎，听着，比利，我尽力了 Uh, look, Billy, I tried.
我真的，真的尽力了 Like I really really tried--
小空翻... flip..
没，没，没关系的 It's-- it's-- it's okay.
我一点不生气的 I am not mad.
我很感激 I'm grateful.
你救了我的命 You saved my life.
真的吗？ Really?
真的，真的，真的 Really, really, really.
好吧，那就好，我得走了好吗? Alright, well, I gotta go alright?
你去哪？ Where are you going?
橄榄球训练 Football practice.
你现在，呃，你现在挺好的，兄弟 You're.., Oh, you're good buddy.
医生说你很快就好的跟新的一样了，跟原... Doc said you're gonna be good as new back to..
快点想，布布 快点想办法 Think fast, Bloomy. Think fast.
医生！ Doctor!
怎么了？ What happened?
他怎么了？ - 我，我不知道！ What happened? - I-- I don't know!
谢谢你，小空翻 Thank you, flip.
好啦，你到家了 Okay, you're home now.
我也得走了，所以... And I better get goin', so..
什么？不不不不不 What? No, no, no, no, no.
留下来，你才到呢 Stay here, you just got here.
好吧，呃，我就是，我就是觉得，你知道的 Yeah, well, I just, I just figured, you know
你想要休息一会儿或者，或者想要见些朋友 you'd want some rest or-- or call, call your friends.
或者干些别的 -放松点 Or something. - Relax.
不会造成多处挫伤的 You can't catch multiple contusions.
弗洛伦斯会给你做点吃的 Florence will make you something to eat.
我，我，我就是想感谢你 I-- I-- I just wanna thank you
为我做的这一切 for everything that you've done.
是的，你知道吗，比利 我很荣幸，真的 Yeah, you know, Billy I appreciate it I-- I do
但是，我不 我就是 我真的，我真的得走了 but I'm not, I just, I really, I really better get going.
再见 Bye.
我天... Holy..
你是个表现派艺术家 You're an expressionist.
嗯，我能看出来了 Huh, I see.
好吧，呃，我并不是完全与世隔绝的，比利 Well, yeah, I'm not a total caveman Billy.
知道么，我看到过这幅画，当时是在一个展览上 You know when I saw this this was part of an exhibit
在纽约大都会歌剧院 at the met in New York.
是的，它当时被借了出去 Yeah, it was on loan.
我爸爱好挥霍财富 Daddy likes to spread the wealth
却吝于施拥抱和亲吻 but not the hugs and kisses.
我告诉我爸 I told my dad that
我要去看一场在大都会歌剧院举办的比赛 I was gonna go see a mets game.
他就给我买了票 And he bought it.
哦，这是多余的亮片吗？ Oh, were these the extra glitter?
我好喜欢 -你真的喜欢吗？ I love it. - You like it?
好吧，是这样，我必须要告诉你学校的事 Okay, so I have to tell you about school
因为，不夸张 because literally,
不夸张地说，每个人都在讨论你 literally, everybody is talking about you.
你成了个英雄 And you are a hero.
你简直被当成了烈士 You are a martyr to the cause.
他们在学校针对这次的仇恨犯罪举行了一次集会 They had an assembly at school about hate crimes.
然后上来一个感性演讲者 And a sensitivity speaker was brought in,
她发表了关于宽容的演讲 and she talked about tolerance.
她放了一部电影，还有相关的所有资料 She showed a movie and everythin'.
一部电影？ 啊，好吧，那会让他们... A movie? Yeah, well, that'll show 'em.
不，所有那些打过你的家伙，他们都被开除了 No all those guys who beat you up they got expelled.
当场开除就像这样 *响指* On the spot. Just like that.
学校对于那些仇恨犯罪 The school now has a zero-tolerance policy
一律持零容忍政策 on all hate crimes.
这一切都是因为你，真的，因为你 And it's because of you, really it is.
好吧，不管我可以做什么，我都会做的 Well, whatever I can do, I will do.
话说，小空翻把伯妮痛打了一顿 Okay, so flip Kelly beat the crap out of Bernie
就在你受到攻击的第二天 the day after you were attacked
就是因为他当时在嘲笑你被揍了 because he was laughing about how you'd gotten your ass kicked.
还有奈利特·弗兰兹 And Lynnette Franz!
她跟波波分手了 She broke up with Bo-Bo Peterson.
但是没人知道为什么 But nobody knows why.
好吧，你听过赛思米布莱克斯顿的事吗？ Okay, did you hear about sesame Blixton?
没有，快跟本宫说说 No, but tell me or I'll die.
遵旨。她去隆了个胸，变成了大波怪 Okay. She got a boob job. Monster snoobs.
而且那还是她17岁的生日礼物 As a 17th birthday present
她爸送的！ from her dad!
是吧？我知道！真搞不懂！恶！ Right? I know! Why! Ah!
很明显她去隆胸就是为了吸引小空翻的注意力 Apparently she got the boob job to get flip's attention
因为她想邀请他一起去返校日舞会 because she wants to ask him to homecoming.
他现在怎么样，阿姨？ So how's he doin', ma'am?
有点困但是... A little tired, but..
看，谁来了 -嗨，比利 Well, look who's back. - Hey, Billy.
实际上，我，呃，得溜了 Actually, I, uh, gotta go.
早日康复，比利 -好 Feel better, Billy. -Okay.
来吧，亲爱的，我带你出去 Come on, uh, honey, I'll show you out.
嗨！ Hey!
你刚才说你叫什么名字？ What'd you say your name was?
她叫什么来着？ What's her name again?
我完全不知道 I have no idea.
她是我最好的闺蜜 She's my very best friend.
哇，哇，哇，我以为我才是呢？ Whoa, whoa, whoa, I thought I was. Hmm?
是谁天天都来这呢 Who's been comin' over here everyday
就像他承诺的那样 like he said he would?
你是的 -嗯哼 You have. - Hmm.
但是，你把所有的时间 But you spend all your time
都花在了画室 in the drawing room
或者花在跟我爸 or talking about fly fishing
讨论飞钓，所以... with my father, so..
我知道，我就是喜欢呀！ I know I love it!
我简直不相信那伙计居然讨厌橄榄球 I can't believe the dude hates football.
那是我们俩唯一的共同点 It's the only thing we have in common.
你讨厌橄榄球吗？ Do you hate football?
什么？ What?
当然不，谁会讨厌橄榄球？ No. Who could hate football?
好吧，除了你俩 Well, except you two.
我不知道，我只是不热爱它 I don't know, I just don't love it
至少不像别人以为的那样热爱 as much as everyone thinks I do.
你要给我爸新买的长地毯上留下刹痕了 You're leaving skid marks on daddy's new runner.
他看到你干的这些破坏会疯掉的 He's gonna freak out when he sees the mess
年轻人 that you have made young man.
该死的怎么这么吵？ What's that goddamned noise?
哦哈哈，小空翻呀！来来 Oh, ha-ha, flip! Here.
嗨。 -嗨！ Hey. -Hey!
来让我帮你弄下这个 -哦，谢谢您 Let me give you a hand with that. - Oh thank you.
“这个”可是你儿子 That "that" is your son.
你怎么样，布鲁姆先生？ How're you doin' Mr. bloom?
就连我爸都着了小空翻的道了 Even daddy is under flip's spell.
这正是他希望的 Here's what he was hoping.
极有可能 That somehow just my sheer proximity
我与一个像小空翻一样如此有男子气概的男人长久相处 to a manly man like flip
会让我不再变得娘娘腔 will knock the sissy out of me
然后到那时，可能我就有勇气做一些男子汉敢做的事情，比如给鱼破膛开肚 and maybe then I'll gut fish
比如给他生一个孙子 and give him grandchildren.
弗洛伦斯！哎呀！ -哦！ Florence! Uh! -Oh!
显而易见，弗洛伦斯是这个家里唯一一个 Apparently Florence is the only one in the house
对小空翻的魅力免疫的人 immune to flip's charm.
为何不给男孩们做一点你拿手的 Why don't you make these boys some of that delicious
弗吉尼亚炸鸡？ Virginia fried chicken of yours?
什么炸？ What fried chick..
算了，我去做 Why not?
那是什么？ -那是烤柚子 What is that? -That is a broiled grapefruit.
不会毒死你的，我保证 And it's not gonna kill you I promise.
说实话，比利，我觉得我还是 Honestly, Billy, I think I'd just rather have
吃点花生酱和果冻三明治好了 a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
哦，不会吧！嘿，布鲁姆先生！ Oh! No way! Hey Mr. Bloom!
嘿，小空翻! 明天放学后一起去捕鱼怎么样？ Hey flip! How about a little doodle socking tomorrow after school?
没问题！ Oh, you got it!
说定了！ -好的，一会见 We're on! - Alright I'll see you later.
我希望那是种鱼 I hope that's a fish.
实际上那是一种捕鱼方式 It's actually a style of fishing.
你有最棒的老爸 You got the best dad.
是啊.. Yeah..
..如果你是你的话 ...if you're you.
但是他是我七年里见过和交谈过的最多的一个男人 But this is the most that I've seen or talked to the man in seven years.
是他启发了我心中的懵懂，在我十岁的时候 He turned on me when I was ten years old
我第一次穿着他妻子的光缎露跟鞋 the first time I sashayed across his marble floor
在他的大理石地板上走来走去的时候 in his wife's satin slingbacks.
我爸再也没有恢复过来 Daddy never recovered.
那是一种鞋，是吧？ -给你一百分 That's a shoe right? - A-plus.
好吧，好吧，好吧 Okay. Okay. Okay.
那给他造成了很大的创伤 It was very traumatic.
我从此就被家里赶了出来 I was exiled from the family after that.
再也没有划船比赛，再也没有露天烧烤 No more regattas. No more barbecues.
我的人生还没绽放就已彻底结束 My life as a bloom had officially ended.
所以，你还吃不吃这个烤柚子？ So are you gonna eat that broiled grapefruit or what?
哥们，你完全不知道你的生活有多么棒 Dude you got it so good. You've no idea.
不好意思，到底哪里棒了？ I'm so sorry, what is so good about it?
所有的一切 Everything.
你可以穿成你想要的任何样子 You can dress however the hell you like.
你可以把头发染成橙色或者粉色 You can dye your hair orange or pink.
一觉睡到中午，也没人管 Sleep till noon. No one gives a shit.
是的，那时因为没人在乎我 Yeah, but that's because no one gives a shit.
是吗，你想听听我的老爸吗？ Yeah, you wanna hear about my dad?
我八岁时 I was eight.
我翘了波普华纳橄榄球赛 I skipped out on pop Warner.
去了漫画书店 I wanted to go to the comic book store.
我爸在那找到了我 My dad found me there.
我从来没见过他那么生气 I've never seen him so pissed.
当着我所有朋友的面 In front of all my friends
他扒下我的裤子把我海扁了一顿 he pulled down my pants and beat me raw.
天啊 Oh.
我一整周都不能坐下 I couldn't sit down for a week.
那真是太糟了 -还有更糟的 That's terrible. - It gets worse.
他逼我把我所有的漫画书都烧了 He made me burn all my comics.
是每，一，本，哥们 Every single one of them, and dude,
我那时有一本超赞的蜘蛛侠252期 I had this amazing spider-man #252.
那本放到现在可值钱了 That would be worth bank right now.
真是心痛 What a prick.
“人可以做任何事，唯独无法变得理性” "Man is many things but he is not rational."
奥斯卡王尔德 -嗯哼 Oscar Wilde. - Mm-hmm.
嗯哼 -我喜欢这句话 Mm-hmm. - I love that line.
如果不打橄榄球你会干什么？ What would you do if you didn't play football?
告诉你可别笑我 Don't laugh.
我能笑什么 Who could I laugh at?
我会成为一个艺术家 I'd be an artist.
我就知道 I knew it.
你怎么知道 How could you?
我对洞悉显而易见的事很有天赋 I have a gift for the obvious.
再说，你不久前还对我爸的 Besides you were practically drooling
杰克逊波洛克垂涎三尺 over daddy's Jackson Pollock.
我觉得你很喜欢橄榄球 I think you like football
就跟我喜欢用手吃东西一样 as much as I like eating with my fingers.
好吧，到时间带你 Alright is it time for you
绕着院子溜达了吧？ to roll around the backyard?
一天两次，走起，来吧 Twice a day. Let's do it. Come on.
在你们的右手边，就是布鲁姆家族的 On your right is the historic home
充满历史的庄园 of the Bloom family.
他们是建成这个城市的几大家族之一 They are one of the city's founding families.
看，那有只调皮的猴子 Now that's a naughty monkey.
欢迎来到丛林，亲爱的 Welcome to the jungle, baby.
你得吃东西 You need to eat.
十分感谢 Merci beaucoup.
并不是我选择了美艳动人 I didn't choose to be fabulous.
美艳动人选择了我 Fabulous chose me.
胳膊 Arm.
我在想你明天也许可以 I was thinking maybe you could be a little
稍微不那么美艳动人一点 less fabulous tomorrow.
稍微低调一点 -什么？ Just tone it down a little. -What?
我就是觉得要是那些家伙能像我一样去了解你 I just think if the guys got to know you the way I do
你在学校的状况能好得多得多 then your situation at school might get a whole lot better.
少点花里胡哨，多点男子气息 Less ostrich feather, a little more wrangler.
还有，呃.. And, uh..
呃..说啊 .. Say it.
我知道开始的一两分钟 I'm sure it'll only be insulting
会听起来很无礼 for the first minute or two.
我是说，呃，尽量不要说，呃 Just, uh, lay off the, uh..
“嗨，美妞” ...the, the "hey girl."
为什么不把那话留在放学后说 Why don't we save that for after school
在上课期间尽量装着对小妞，汽车和僵尸电影感兴趣好么？ and stick to chicks cars and zombie flicks from 8:30 to 3:00?
所以，你想让我为了他们而改变自己？ So you want me to change who I am for them?
不，就当是为了我 No, for me.
我想我们已经发展到了我愿意为他做许多事情的阶段了 I think we've established that I'd do pretty much anything for him.
我考虑一下 I'll think about it.
当当，我画完了 -终于 Ta-da. I'm done. - Finally.
小空翻，这真是太出色了 Flip, it is beyond beyond.
这真是.. -是什么？ This is... - yeah?
天呐，我真喜欢这双鞋 Oh, I like that shoe.
真漂亮 It's really beautiful.
谢谢 Thank you.
哇，看看你 Well, look at you.
是小空翻的主意 It was flip's idea.
知道么，你再也不会遇到 You know, you'll never be able to get
像小空翻那样好的男孩子了 what you want from a boy like flip Kelly.
弗洛伦斯，我们只是朋友 Florence, we're just friends.
再说我也不想要超越友谊外的东西 And I don't want anything more from that relationship.
真的，我不想得到爱情 Really I don't need love.
或者性，或者身体上的吸引 Or sex or physical attention.
我对现在的一切十分满意 I'm perfectly happy with things the way they are.
谢谢的你关心 Thank you very much.
好吧，你可以跟自己怎么说 Well, you might be able to tell that to yourself
但是你可糊弄不过老弗洛伦斯 but you can't tell that to old Florence.
等等，诶！你的午餐。嘿？ What.. Uh! Your lunch. Hello?
把面包皮切掉能累死您吗？ Would it kill you to cut off the crust?
我不行，我不行的 I can't. I can't.
可以，你可以的 - 我不行 Yes, you can. - I can't.
可以的，你可以的相信我 Yes, you can. Trust me.
在他们对我做了那些事之后我怎么能面对他们，嗯？ How can I face them after what they did to me, huh?
那他们怎么能面对你？ How can they face you?
那是他们的烂摊子，比利，来吧我做你的后盾 That's their shit Billy. Come on. I got your back.
很高兴看到你回来，比利 It's great to have you back, Billy.
翻译，“请不要上诉我” Translation "please don't sue me."
这是为了年鉴书，比利 For the yearbook, Billy.
有任何我能为你做的.. Whatever I can do for you..
如果有我会让你知道的，麦伦斯基女士 I'll let you know, Mrs. Monusky.
我会让你知道的 -好了，同学们？ I'll let you know. - Okay class?
预备？开始！ Ready? Okay!
比利比利 B-i-l-l-y.
人见人爱，花见花开 Who's our high school's favorite guy?
比利! -比利 Billy! -Billy.
和平与你们同在 Peace be with you.
让往事都随风而散吧 Let the healing begin.
好久不见 Hello.
跳跃，跳跃 Make that leap. Make that leap.
嘿，你们在聊什么呢？ Hey, what are you guys talking about?
时尚 Fashion.
我还以为我们在聊橄榄球 'Cause I thought that we were talkin' football.
我们刚在聊肩垫 We were talkin' about shoulder pads.
话说，它们去年春天简直席卷了巴黎的所有秀场 Fyi, they rocked the runway in Paris last spring.
好吧，我一直以为我们在聊橄榄球 Well, I thought we were talking about football.
还有，你们还没评价我的裤子呢 And, anyway you didn't say anything about my pants.
爷们儿么，宝贝们？怎么样？ Are these butch baby or what?
比利？ Billy?
我以为我们说好了 I thought we said
多点男子气息，少出点花里胡哨 more wrangler, less fabulous.
对啊，我以为你在开玩笑 Yeah, I thought you were joking.
我没有 I'm not.
基佬！ Fag!
比利？ Billy?
在你和我谈那些事情前 Now before you say anything
你还说过，放学后我可以回归真正的自己 you said after school I could be me.
这就是我 And this is me.
你看起来太赞了 You look awesome.
真的？ Seriously?
化妆加做发型，折腾了四个小时 Four hours in hair and makeup.
我化浓妆，修眉，穿紧身胸衣胸衣 I've been preened plucked and bustiered so tightly
还把脚趾甲也涂成蓝色，就只是“太赞了”？ that my toes are turning blueand "awesome"?
不 No.
应该是“像亚特兰蒂斯的梦幻人鱼” I look atlantastic.
好吧，很亚特兰蒂斯 Okay, atlantastic.
你怎么一放学就跑了？ Why'd you run away after class today?
我才没有逃，是因为被追 I didn't run. I was chased.
哦 Oh.
我们有所进步，对吧？ We're making progress, right?
我是指你不像以前那样总是笑得花枝乱颤 I mean you're not getting beamed in the head as much anymore.
难道我不是吗？这些事情简直疯狂 Am I not? This is crazy.
出于种种原因我得妥协 I'm compromising myself for reasons
可我甚至不知道是为了什么才要委屈自己。 I don't even understand anymore.
我得喝一杯 I need a drink.
需要我为您提裙摆吗 Want me to hold your thing?
闭嘴 Shut up.
小空翻，小空翻！我很抱歉 Flip, flip! I'm so sorry.
对不起，一定是我把酒调得太烈了 I'm so sorry. I must've made them pretty strong.
我忘了这是玛的口味 I forgot that's how muv likes them.
别叫我小空翻 Stop callin' me flip.
真难听 我讨厌这个傻逼绰号 I hate it. It's a stupid nickname.
叫我马克 Call me Mark.
马克 Mark.
你知道吗，比利？ You know what, Billy?
你没错 You're alright.
我谢谢您嘞 Thank you very much.
我没开玩笑 真的 No, I mean it. I mean it.
你在做真实的自己 You are who you are, and..
啊哈？ And...Yes?
我有东西要给你 I have somethin' for you.
他叫雷尼 His name's Lenny.
我希望你能接受他 I want you to have him.
真的？ - 拿去吧 Really? - Take him.
我意思是，如果他半昏半醒呢？ I mean so what if he's half-burnt?
他的生活一团乱，但呆在这里他会觉得安心 He's screwed up. He'll fit right in here.
你们懂我的意思吗 You know what I mean?
我想告诉他我听不懂他在说什么 I wanna tell him I don't know what he's talking about
可我不想破坏现在的气氛 but I don't wanna ruin the moment.
我猜他是想要把我们的友谊的本质用直白的话讲清楚 I think he's tryin' to explain our friendship in straight terms
但我对此不太明白 which I'm not very fluent in.
比利，你明天会做的很好的 Billy you're gonna be great tomorrow.
他们都会喜欢上你 They're gonna love you.
只需要注意不要那么华丽丽，好吗？ Just remember no pizazz, alright?
喂 别太招摇 好吗？ Hey, no pizazz, alright?
马克，我要做自己 I've gotta be me, Mark.
真的？ Do you?
我必须要展现真正的我 I've got to be me.
啊，好痛！ The pain!
你感受到火焰的舔舐了吗 Do you feel the flames?
你可知地狱之火在你脚边摇曳 Do you feel the hellfire flickerin' at your feet?
我是泽尔达菲兹杰拉德 I am the ghost
的鬼魂 of Zelda Fitzgerald.
当我与丈夫，斯科特 And when I danced upon this mortal coil
在俗世翩翩起舞时。 with my husband F. Scott and I
我们被无穷无尽的欢笑宠爱 we knew boundless joy
但又被难以言明的痛苦拷打 and unfathomable pain.
我们传奇般的疯狂行为 Our larger-than-life escapades
和那狂暴的，像是点燃的杜松子酒一般的任性脾气 and violent gin-fueled tantrums
正是爵士时代的标志 defined the roarin' twenties.
啊，我仍然记得 And I-- I still remember
那时我们跳舞 how we danced
我们喝酒，我们打架 how we drank, how we fought,
我们爱得轰轰烈烈 and how we loved
那模样就像是在世界末日 like there was no...tomorrow.
可是现在 And now..
我的皮肤上 ...as my skin
遍布水泡和灼伤 blisters and burns
还有焦痕和脱落的卷发 scorches and curls off the meat
每支火苗的鞭打我都默默忍受 and with every flame lick I endure
我明白，我告诉自己 I'm reminded of my own..
这是我的专享诅咒 ...personal damnation.
从单纯鲁莽 From madcap
堕落为精神失常 to just plain mad..
我是泽尔达菲兹杰拉德！ ...I am Zelda Fitzgerald!
我写下了《了不起的盖兹比》 And I wrote The Great Gatsby.
全剧终 End scene.
在我做老师的27年里 In all 27 years of my teaching,
还从来没有见到这么震撼人心的读书报告 I have never been more thrilled by a book report.
这不算什么 Oh, no, no, no.
曼斯奇夫人，谢谢你的表扬 Mrs. Monusky, that's so kind.
请允许我出去卸掉脸上的燕麦片 If you'll excuse me, I've gotta scrape cereal off my face.
去吧 Of course.
在咖啡桌上跳舞可不是个好主意 Maybe dancing on the coffee table was a bad idea.
听我说，小甲虫 Listen to me, junebug.
在华丽的宴会里你只会得到一点儿关注 You only get one shot at the pageant
就算弄烂几张桌子又有谁关心 so who cares if you smash up a few tables?
至少你会跳得很嗨 At least you danced.
天哪，天哪 Jesus Christ!
啊！ Oh!
哇，这不是那个全程消失的男人嘛 Well, if it isn't the disappearing man.
威廉，你全都错过了 You missed it all, William.
不过呢，我们一点都不想你 And yet, you were not missed.
该死，玛，你有病吗 Goddammit! muv, what's wrong with you?
住嘴，别冲她吼！ Stop it! Don't yell at her!
无所谓，我习惯了 It's okay. I'm used to it.
你在想什么？ What were you thinking?
停下！这是我干的！ Stop! I did it!
我弄坏了桌子! -真的？ I broke the table! - Is that the truth?
“真相很少纯粹也决不简单” "The truth is rarely pure and never simple."
什么？ What?
奥斯卡王尔德说的，你这个没文化的人 Oscar Wilde, you philistine.
快去睡觉！ -至少我跳过舞了 Just go to bed! - At least I danced.
我做的对吗，玛 Isn't that right, muv?
是的，亲爱的，你做的对 Yes, love. That's right.
谢谢 Thank you very much.
就让幻境一直持续下去吧 Ever let the fancy roam.
姑娘们，排好队 Hey, ladies, get in line!
要做爬绳练习了 Time to hit the rope.
你们知道训练方法吧 You know the drill.
一个人抓着绳子 One of you holds.
一个人爬 One of you climbs.
卡特教练，先生，您好 Coach Carter. Sir. Hi.
我不认为 I don't feel like this is something
这是我必须做的事 I should be doing.
现在不是在做心理诊疗 This isn't a therapy session.
这才是重点！ That's the whole point!
你不应该发表自己的感受！ You're not supposed to feel!
你应该表现得像个男人然后参加练习！ You're supposed to be a man and do!
现在，快去！ Now, let's go!
布鲁姆，你抓绳子 Bloom, you hold.
波波。你爬 Bo-Bo, you climb.
你可以做好，对不对？ You can handle that, right?
感受？ Feelings?
天啊，宝贝，不要，不要，不要 Oh, sweet baby Jesus, no, no, no.
别这样对我 Don't do this to me.
不要波波 Not Bo-Bo.
他简直是另一个有臀大肌的完美范本 Another perfect specimen of gluteus Maximums.
有一秒钟我闭上了眼睛 I closed my eyes for one second,
下体的亲密友人向我昂首致意 and my president Johnson was saluting the troops.
波波，比利有东西要送你 Hey, Bo-Bo Billy's got a present for you.
不过那很小 And it's tiny.
伙计们！别笑了！ Hey, guys, guys! Just quit it!
嘿 Hey!
快闭嘴 Knock it off.
这很让人难堪 It's embarrassing enough as it is.
布鲁姆，你要不去洗个淋浴 Bloom, why don't you hit the showers?
让你的小伙伴冷静下来 Make it a cold one.
噢噢噢！ Oh! - Oh!
好了，你们这群笨蛋 Alright, you morons
这种事情可能发生在每个人身上 this kind of thing can happen to anyone.
一百个俯卧撑，现在开始！ A hundred push-ups right now!
当然会发生 It could.
他的屁股就冲着我的脸，本也可能是其他任何人的屁股 His ass was in my face; it could have been anyone's ass.
呦！ - 我只是被荷尔蒙控制了而已 Yo! - I'm at the mercy of my hormones!
看吧小伙子，我只想说 Look, dude, all I'm sayin'is that it's just
要让人忘掉这茬儿不容易，对吧？ it's a tough thing to live down, alright?
可能这也不是什么大事 Maybe it's not such a big deal.
我的意思是，卡特教练也说任何人都会碰到 I mean, coach Carter said this happens to everybody.
别想着和我们一起洗澡，你这个勃起的家伙 Don't even think about taking a shower with us, boner.
别这样，伙计 Oh, come on, man.
混球 Dickwad.
离他远点 Leave him alone.
哈，你们两个是好基友还是什么？ What are you two butt buddies or somethin'?
伙计，收回你的话 Dude, back off.
难不成真是？你俩是好基友 Oh so you are! You're fudge packers.
闭上你的臭嘴 Shut up!
噢！ Oh!
打他！打他！ Fight! Fight!
嘿，停下！ Hey, break it up!
快住手! Break it up! Break it up!
臭基佬! -你们在搞什么？ Fucking faggot! - Are you kidding me?
离返校日只有两周了 It's homecoming in two weeks.
想被我罚做替补？ Are you trying to make me bench you?
看着我，发生了什么？ Look at me. What's goin' on?
有什么事情你想要对我说吗，小空翻？ Is there something you need to talk about, flip?
不，没有 No, nothing.
帮我理理头绪，兄弟们 Help me out here, guys.
到底发生了什么事？ What's goin' on?
比利，你说说 比利！比利！ Billy, what's goin' on? Billy, Billy!
小空翻，小空翻，请告诉我这不是真的 Oh, flip, flip, please tell me it's not true.
你没有弯，对吧 You're not gay, right?
小空翻，我听说 Flip, I heard Billy was practically
比利在体育课上强迫你和他肛交 ass raping you in gym class.
这是假的 另外，我在他后面 That's a lie and besides I was behind him.
好吧，至少我们知道了你是攻 Well, at least we know you're the top.
你们能闭嘴吗 Would you shut up?
嘿，你还好吗？ Hey, hey, hey, are you okay?
好，我很好 Yeah, I'm okay, I'm fine.
能请你先离开这里吗？ Would you just please just get out of here?
我只想帮帮忙 I was just trying to help.
不需要你帮忙，好吗？ Well, stop helpin', okay?
给你们讲一声，我们马上离开 You know what, we'll let you guys
绝不碍着你们小情侣吵架 have your little lover's quarrel alone.
我们不是 - 我们离开这里 马克，走吧 We're not... - let's get out of here, Mark. Come on.
别碰我，你个基佬！ Get off me you, homo!
哇哦，一边秀恩爱，一边要闹掰？ Oh no, trouble in paradise?
玛？ Muv?
玛？ -嗨 Muv? -Hi.
我的小甲虫！ Junebug!
布鲁姆先生正在赶回来的路上 Mr. Bloom is on his way.
我知道你找到吧台了 I see you found the bar
你可没酒喝了 You're out of gin.
我想死你了 I've missed you so much.
这地方我一秒都不想多呆 I can't stand another second.
快带我走 Just take me home.
让我好好瞧瞧你 Let me look at you.
宝贝，你什么时候开始穿蓝色牛仔裤了 Darling, when did you start wearing blue jeans?
哦不，我懂你意思，但是这样穿在这里很常见 Oh no. I know. But they're really common around here.
我知道，这就是问题，太普通了 I know that's the problem. They're so common.
噢，我太担心你了 Oh, I was so worried about you.
听说你陷入昏迷我马上就赶来了 I came as soon as I heard you were in a coma.
那事儿已经过了五周了 That was five weeks ago.
很抱歉来得太迟，我那时在国外 I'm sorry I couldn't get here any earlier. I've been abroad.
那些日子是在他们说的戒瘾康复中心里吧？ Is that what they call rehab these days?
这附近是不是有个厕所 Isn't there a toilet around here
需要好好清洗一下，老鸡 that needs scrubbing, flossy.
附近没什么需要清洗的，除了你这张嘴 Nothing around here needs scrubbing, except for your mouth.
我的天使 My angel.
爸爸在哪里，亲爱的？ -躲起来了 Where's daddy darling? -Hiding.
小甲虫 Junebug.
乖孩子，再给妈妈来杯酒 Be a lamb and make your muv another drinkie.
你是要一杯龙舌兰反舌鸟 Do you want a Tequila mockingbird?
还是日落大道的波旁威士忌 Or a sunset boulevard bourbon on the rocks?
随便，给我个惊喜 Surprise me.
瞧 Voila!
把那玩意儿灭了 Put that thing out.
现在开心了？ Happy?
比利，回你房间 Billy, go to your room.
不，我哪里也不去 No. I'm not going anywhere.
求你了，孩子，上楼就好 Please, son, just go upstairs.
你只是很不安，因为玛回来找我了 You're just upset because muv's coming back for me
我们马上就要离开撒旦掌控的街区了 and we're getting out of Satan's strip mall.
你知道吗，甜心，我赞成你爸爸 You know what, honey, I think your father's right.
不，你知道什么? - 你最好上楼去.. No. You know what? -You better go up..
呆在这里 stay here.
不会耽误太久，米里亚姆 Well, that didn't take long, Miriam.
我只不过停掉了星期四的支付费用而已 I just stopped the payment on Thursday.
这些花费是理所应当的 It's mauveine bill.
实际上，这不是 Actually, it's not.
你们猜我要去干嘛，我要去开始收拾东西了 You know what, I'll go start packing.
该死的，你醒醒吧 Goddammit, wake up!
她到这里来不是为了带你走 She's not here to take you home!
她是，告诉他 Yes, she is. Tell him.
我们要回家，对吧？ We're going home, right?
这不是你来的目的吗 Is that why you're here?
妈妈？ Mom?
别这么叫我 Don't call me that.
事实就是这样，孩子，奥斯卡只说对一半 The deal is, son, Oscar had it half-right.
真实极有可能不纯粹 The truth is rarely pure,
但它总是很简单 but it's often very simple.
啊.. Ah..
听着，我需要那笔钱 Look, I need that money.
我理应该有，应该的！ I deserve it. I deserve it!
我不会给你支付抚养费 I'm not paying you child support
为一个你不需要抚养的孩子 for a child you don't support.
抚养他？ Support him?
天哪，我本来打算把他流掉 Christ, I was gonna flush him.
你要一个儿子 You wanted a son.
我给你一个儿子 I gave you a son.
所以付钱 So pay up.
支票！ Checkie!
你只需要给我写支票，我马上离开这里 Just write the check, and I'll be out of here.
你去掉了面包皮？ - 嗯 You cut the crust off? - Mm-hmm.
谢谢你 -不客气 Thank you. - You bet.
嗨..你好！ Well.. Hello!
你好，夫人，比利在家吗 Hi ma'am. Is, uh, is Billy home?
需要酒吗？喝点吗？ Drink? Something to drink?
不，不用，谢谢 Oh no. no. No, thank you.
我只是很想见一见比利 I just, I just really need to to see Billy.
我是神秘女士 I'm mauveine.
很高兴认识你 Enchante.
你是，你是玛？ You're, you're muv?
哇，哇，夫人！ Wow! Wow, ma'am!
遇见你是我的荣幸 It's-- it's a pleasure for me to meet you.
我从比利那里听说你的很多事 I've heard so much about you from Billy.
比利的朋友？ Friend of Billy's?
这是在巴黎的礼节 That's how they do it in Paris.
我从未去过巴黎 I've never been to Paris.
你还是个橄榄球运动员，是吗？ Football player too, huh?
是的女士 -不错 Yes, ma'am. - Huh.
真巧！ Isn't that a co-in-ki-dink?
你知道，我曾经是 You know I was
一个超有人气的拉拉队长 a big-time cheerleader.
我是 I was.
好耶！好耶！ Rah. Rah.
耶！ Rah!
玛芙女士，我很 Ms. muv ma'am, it's been
认识你很开心，玛芙女士 it's been real nice getting to know you, Ms. muv.
但我真的要去见比.. - 向左挥 But I've really got to go see bi.. - shake it to the left.
向右挥 Shake it to the right.
向右甩，向左甩 Hit 'em to the left, hit 'em to the right.
向上！向下！加油加油加油！啊！ Stand up, sit down, fight, fight, fight! Ah!
天哪！哦！玛芙女士，玛芙女士 Oh god! Oh! Ms. muv! Ms. muv!
站起来，到这里来，好的好的 Let's get you up. Come here, alright.
好了，好了 Here we go. Here we go.
噢！ Oh!
噢，小甲虫！小甲虫！ - 比利？ Oh, junebug? Junebug? - Billy?
小甲虫？ June...Bug?
恕我直言，夫人，你醉了 With all due respect, ma'am, you're drunk.
这是你到这来后 That's the smartest thing I've heard you say
我听到你说的最明智的话，孩子 since I met you son.
你知道吗，我已经打扫了厕所 You know what, I have cleaned the toilets,
现在应该要扔垃圾了 and now it's time to take out the trash.
好吧，冷静下来，猛女 Oh, simmer down, slugger.
我叫的车在等我了 My uber...Awaits.
有时候，我梦想我能够飞翔 Sometimes I dream I can fly.
但是我已经厌倦了挥动翅膀 But I'm so exhausted from flapping my wings
飞得越高，就越让我感觉到 and the higher I soar it reminds me
我是多么不适合待在这块土地上 of how little I fit in with them on the ground.
所以 So..
我飞啊.. ... I rise..
飞啊 我意识到 and I rise and I realize that..
我再也不想飞了 ...I don't wanna fly anymore.
反正他们从来都不知道他们仰望的到底是什么 They never knew what they were looking up at anyway.
我带着超级激动的心情 And so it is with great excitation,
和天赐的机会 and an okay from the almighty
来宣布我要竞选 that I announce my candidacy
返校日女王！ for homecoming queen!
除非我死了！ Over my dead body!
快看！有人要跳楼！ Look! We've got a jumper!
是比利·布鲁姆！ It's Billy Bloom!
我才不是要自杀，你们这群非利士人！ I'm not killing myself, you philistines!
我从没动摇过要按自己的方式生活的决心 I've never been more determined to live in my life.
我不会让那些十七八岁的黄花圣母婊 I'm not gonna let some Bible-humping debutante
来嘲弄一切 make a mockery of everything
我的生命中有太多珍宝 I hold dear in this life.
魅力，浮华 Glamour, pageantry,
漂亮发型 and good hair.
我宣布我要竞选 I am announcing my candidacy
返校日女王！ for homecoming queen!
利奈特！救我！你还好吗？ Lynette! Help! Are you dead?
是时候让真正的女王出场 It's time to put a real queen
来掌管世界了 in charge of things around here.
等下，发生了啥？这明明是我的采访 Wait, wait. What happened? This is my interview.
稍等下，利奈特 Give me a second, please, Lynette.
这——这是布鲁姆，对吧？传说中的昏迷男孩？ It-- it's Bloom, isn't it? The coma kid?
现在，你想以哪种人的身份登上电视？ Now, how do you wanna be identified on camera?
同志？钢铁直男？变性大佬？ Gay? Straight? Transgender?
梦想跨性别者 Transvisionary.
性别忽略者 Gender obliviator.
怪胎 Freak!
好吧，无所谓，总之我要以我的方式做我自己 Okay, yeah, well, I was gonna reclaim it as my own anyway.
有打动到我哦 Works for me.
等一下，让我说，这是我的梦想 Wait, uh, now, this is my dream.
我在尤利西斯 S·格兰特学院 I'm standing here with Billy Bloom
身旁是自称怪胎的 self-proclaimed freak
比利·布鲁姆 here Ulysses at s. Grant academy
在这里，传奇正在谱写 where history is being made.
这个男孩子，对，就是我刚说的，男孩子 And this young man, that's right, I said man
刚刚宣布他将要竞选 just announced his candidacy
返校日女王！ for homecoming queen!
比利？谢天谢地 Billy? Thank, god.
天，你没回短信，我要担心死了 Oh, I was so worried. You didn't text me back.
你不需要害怕，他们才应该 You don't need to be afraid. They do.
开始你的演讲，比利 Tell us about your platform, Billy.
他？那我呢？ - 嗯 Him? What about me? - Well.
我的演讲很简单 My platform is simple.
我是美貌的拥护者，土鳖的抵制者 I am pro-glamour I'm anti-khaki.
任何受争议高危艺术行为的支持者 I am pro-any-artistic-risk,
而且我反对所有贴标签的行为 and I'm against any attempts at categorization.
我将要终结我在尤利西斯 S·格兰特学院 I am here to bring an end to the hatred
和世界其他地方发现的 I've found at Ulysses s. Grant
所有歧视与仇恨 and the world at large.
你知道自己在干什么吗? What do you think you're doing?
我要静静地去看一场 I'm going to watch golf
高尔夫球赛 in peace.
别给我摆那副表情 Don't give me that look.
哪副表情？ - 你这副表情！ What look? - That look!
我知道这个世界 Oh, I know the world is a horrible place
对那些英俊的权贵来说很可怕 for rich handsome entitled men.
真是悲哀 Cry me a river.
我又没让他来这儿 I didn't ask him to come here.
这就是你犯的第一个错 And that was your first mistake.
我热爱我的工作，布鲁姆先生 I love my job, Mr. Bloom.
苍天可鉴我有多爱这个家 Lord knows I love this family.
但是如果你继续当混蛋的话 But I'll walk straight out that door
我会立马 right here and now
直接离开这个房子 if you don't stop acting like an ass.
够了 That's enough.
我还没开始好好说呢 Oh, but I haven't even started.
你忘记了他是你日夜祈祷的 Did you forget that this is the child
那个小男孩吗 that you prayed for?
我记得，因为 Well, I remember because I'm the one
我就是那个教你怎么祈祷的人 who taught you how to pray.
好吧，我可没有为这个祈祷 Well, I didn't pray for this.
现在新闻铺天盖地 It's all over the news.
说他要竞选返校日女王 He's running for homecoming queen.
他正在和那些 He is telling the monsters
让他神志不清的恶魔交流 who put him in a coma
我不会让你的辱骂和侮辱 "I will not let your abuse and your insults
来规定 define how I wear..
我该怎么装点自己的发饰 ...my tiara."
我也想接近我儿子 I'd rather be with my son.
但他很抗拒我 But he doesn't want me.
我尝试了 I tried.
我在达里恩尝试过，但他妈妈阻止了我 I tried in Darien, but muv shut me down.
我试图和他沟通...他也不理我 I tried here, and... He shut me out.
那就一直尝试 So keep trying.
你和这孩子身上的共同点 You have more in common with that boy
比你想象的要多得多 than you think.
嘿，美妞，嘿 Hey, girl, hey!
比利，你知道自己在搞什么吗？ Billy, what do you think you're doing?
走开，你没资格指正我 Be gone, you have no powers here.
返校日女王？比利？ Homecoming queen? Billy?
你没开玩笑？ Are you serious?
现在我什么都帮不了你了 There's nothing I can do for you now.
你明白吗？ Don't you get that?
你为我做的够多了，马克 You've done quite enough, Mark.
行，好吧，我跟你说 Okay, you know what? Fine.
随便做你想做的 You do what you want.
但别再指望我来保护你了 But don't expect me to bail you out.
从现在起，指望你自己吧 From now on you're on your own.
实际上，我才没有指望他 Actually I'm not.
你愿意当我的助手吗? How would you like to be my sidekick?
比利，我倾尽一生在等待 Billy I-- I have been waiting my whole life
有人对我说出这句话 for someone to ask me that.
不——不是，我是说 N-- no I mean
你的名字确实是玛丽·简吗？ your name is really Mary Jane?
对啊，你以为是什么？ Yeah. What did you think it was?
呃，这不是现阶段棘手的问题 Uh, it's not important right now.
我们还有更重要的事要处理 We have bigger problems to solve.
我不想独自去面对 And I don't want to do this one alone.
你不会孤单的 You won't be alone.
我的意思是，我们都会在你身边！ I mean, we'll all be there for you!
所以...我们？ -好的，比利 So... We? - Okay, Billy.
我一直都想给你讲关于他们的事 I am wanting to tell you about them forever.
但在他们告诉我他们接受你之前 But I was bound by oath to keep their secret
我得一直遵守诺言保守秘密 until they told me it was okay to let you in.
谁？ Who?
暗影人 The shadow people.
你说谁？ - 暗影人 The who? - The shadow people.
那是学校里一群 It's a secret population of students
神秘的边缘学生 who survive on the fringes of the academy.
他们神秘低调，从没被曝光过 They live under the radar out of the spotlight.
但他们就像你和我一样，都是普通学生 They're just regular students like you and me.
我是说，他们无处不在 I mean, you see them everywhere.
你只是没有注意到他们 You just don't notice them
因为他们懂得隐藏自己 because they know how to blend in.
所以，接近他们的秘诀就是吸引他们 You see, the trick is you have to be attractive enough
同时不要引起大家的注意 as to not draw attention,
但从一群美好肉体中 but not attractive enough as to stand out
脱颖而出还不够 in a sea of physical perfection.
你需要，嗯...当一个刚好7.5分的魅力仙子 You have to be, um, a strict seven and a half.
他们一直在等待着 They've been waiting a long time
像你这样的人出现 for someone like you to come along
他们已经准备好全力支持你了 and they are ready to lend their support.
我相信你不会让他们失望的，比利 I know you won't let them down, Billy.
格兰特学院的学生们 Students of Grant academy
长久以来 for too long
你们都在沉默中默默受苦 you have suffered in silence.
我和你们一样 I am like you.
长久以来，我以为外面的世界里 For too long, I thought being on the outside
不会有质疑的声音 meant having no voice.
我曾经接受了他们对我 I accepted the moldings and manipulations
强制施加的改造 that were pushed upon me
并且羞愧地保持沉默 and was still shamed into silence.
再也不了，再也不了！ No more. No more!
从此刻开始，一切将会改变 All that changes from this moment on.
没有希望，人们无法生存 I know that without hope you cannot live.
没有魅力，人们无法活得精彩 And without a bit of glamour you can't live well.
我们不再渺小 We are important.
我们要感激那些 And we owe it to the kids that come after
留着奇怪的发型 the little boys and girls with the wrong haircut
讲着奇怪的口音和腔调 or wrong accent or wrong curric--
有着奇怪爱好 extra-curricular hobbies
努力为我们带来光明的男孩女孩 to try and push ourselves into the light.
给他们个机会，让他们看到 Give them the hope of seeing
一个男孩被提名返校日女王吧！ a boy nominated for homecoming queen.
费利西娅·沃茨为您现场播报 This is Felicia Watts
我回到了尤利西斯 S·格兰特学院 back at Ulysses s. Grant academy
现在是校园版“解救围城” where it's day five of
开始的第五天 "academy under siege."
赌注是什么？ What's at stake?
是一个少女的梦想和每一个女孩的权益 One girl's dream and every girl's rights and privileges.
在我身旁的是返校日女王提名人 With me is homecoming queen nominee,
奈利特·弗兰兹 Lynnette Franz.
利奈特，你能告诉我们最新消息吗？ Lynnette, can you give us an update?
当然可以！ Can I ever!
嗯... Well..
我本是今年唯一被赋予期望的 So I was supposed to be
返校日女王候选人 the only candidate running this year.
在我上七年级的时候就已经开始计划了 That's been the plan since the seventh grade.
但后来，这个不知道自己性别的怪胎 But then this sexually confused weirdo
也宣布要竞选 announced that he was running.
我不知道他怎么想的，也许... Now I don't know maybe...
也许他没明白他是个男孩，无所谓 maybe he doesn't realize he's not a girl. Whatever.
他不可能赢 He doesn't stand a chance of winning
因为所有人都讨厌他 because everybody hates him.
所有人？ Everybody?
利奈特，看看你周围的墙上 Lynnette, look at the walls around you.
到处都是支持格兰特学院 The support for Grant academy's
性别忽略者的海报 gender obliviator is palpable.
无意冒犯，费利西娅 With all due respect, Felicia,
这就是一个简单的 this is a simple case of..
高雅VS堕落 ...decency versus depravity.
传统VS毁灭的例子 Tradition versus perdition.
并且到选举结束时 And by the end of this election,
我相信...不 I believe... No.
我知道这个学校 I know that this school
和这个国家会醒悟过来 and this nation will come to its senses
让真正的女王掌管世界 and put a real queen in charge of things around here.
所以，你觉得比利·布鲁姆 So you don't think Billy Bloom has a chance
没机会夺得桂冠吗？ of taking home the tiara?
让一个同性恋代表我们学校？ A homosexual representing our school?
如果他不这么无礼的话，那我会很高兴的 I'd laugh if he wasn't being so disrespectful.
我的意思是，这就好像 I mean it's like he's peeing
他在对着国旗尿尿，或者做了其他无礼的事 on the flag or something.
听着，他只是想引人注意 Look, he just wants attention
就像所有同志做的那样，懂吗？ like all gays, do you know?
不懂 I do not.
好吧，他们可以发展壮大他们的基佬姐妹帮 Well, so they can further their gay agenda.
但上帝都必须承认的事实是 And that is the God's honest truth.
比利现在所做的事 What Billy is doing here
他竞选返校日皇后这种行为 by running for homecoming queen
正在摧毁这个学校的生活方式 is destroying the way of life here at the academy.
我们一起让美国再次崛起吧！ Let's make America great again!
再见，费利西娅 Bye, Felicia.
真是让人不爽，痴心妄想 Disgruntled, delusional,
但信心坚定的返校日皇后候选人 but determined homecoming queen candidate,
利奈特·弗兰兹 Lynnette Franz.
我相信这不会是我们最后一次 And I am sure we have not heard
听到她的名字 the last of her.
跟着我，说 And after me say
让比利绽放！ "let Billy bloom!"
一 二 三 One, two, three..
让比利绽放！ Let Billy bloom. - Let Billy bloom.
声音再大点，拜托 Louder. Come on.
让比利绽放！ Let Billy bloom. -One more time.
让比利绽放！ Let Billy bloom. -Let Billy bloom.
让比利绽放！ Let Billy bloom!
我爱死暗影人了！ I love the shadow people!
他们简直就是返校日幸运小精灵 They're like little homecoming elves.
哇，棒呆，现在没什么能阻止我们了，比利 Oh. Yes! There ain't no stopping us now, Billy.
好了，如果我们能拉一票人到咱们的队伍 Alright, if we can get one a-lister on our side,
我想我们就可以完全扭转形势了 I think we can turn this whole election around.
我说真的 Really I do.
小空翻怎么样? - 别考虑他 What about flip? - Next.
波波? - 不可能的 Bo-Bo Peterson? - Not gonna happen.
不，我觉得有可能 No, I think we can make it happen.
我意思是，真的，他现在开始讨厌利奈特了 I mean, honestly, he hates Lynnette now.
他们俩分手了，她伤了他的心，然后和他哥在一起了 She broke up with him. She broke his heart, banged his brother.
棒极了 I love it.
请投给利奈特 -请投给我 Vote Lynette. - Vote for me.
请投给利奈特 -请投给利奈特 Vote for Lynette. - Vote for Lynette.
请投给我 Vote for me.
波波 我听说了你和利奈特之间的事 Bo-Bo, I am so sorry
我真的很惋惜 to hear about you and Lynnette,
但你有没有考虑过在返校日皇后竞选期间 but have you given any thought to the other candidate
支持另一个候选人？ running for homecoming queen?
我不会给那个婊子投票的 I ain't voting for that ho!
我宁愿投给臭虫 I'd just as soon vote for a butt worm.
那么，既然如此，很高兴你能投票给我 Well, naturally, I am flattered.
我投给你，只要你保证能胜过她 You got my vote. Just make sure you beat her.
欢迎加入Bloom队 Welcome to team Bloom!
比布，做个交易吧 So, Bib, here's the deal.
当我赛前走花车给暗示的时候 When I give the signal at the pep rally,
你得把这个徽章别在衣服上 you're gonna put this button on your shirt.
这个"f"代表什么，加油吗？ What's the "f" for "fag?"
不，它的意思是怪胎，你个怪胎 No, it's for freak, you freak.
或者我该叫你性冷淡小王子 Or should I call you kid-crush?
好吧，听着，混蛋 Okay, look, butt lick
我不知道你是怎么发现的 I don't know how you found out about In Twink
但如果你不赶快闭嘴的话，我会狠狠揍你一顿 but if you don't shut up about it, I'll beat you so hard
你不想再昏过去一次，明白吗 you're gonna miss that coma, you got it?
我并不是很明白 It's not so much did I get it
不过这位年轻还有潜力的大导演明白了 but this young budding Tarantino did.
等等，她从哪出现的？ Wait. Where did she come from?
这事儿只有暗影知道 Only the shadows know.
现在，我们可以得到你的支持了吗？ Now, do we have your support
或者你想让上次那个小小的暴力事件 or do you want that last little hate crime rant
继续发酵？ to go viral?
哦，不，别再来了 -这是什么？ Oh no. Not again. - What is it?
呃，没什么 - 不不，别躲，让我看看 Oh, it's nothing. - No, no, no. Let me see.
“亲爱的Billy，你厉害极了” "Dear Billy, you are fierce."
这没什么不对的吧 Ain't nothing wrong with that.
没错，继续 Yeah, keep going.
等等，等等，等等 Yadda, yadda, yadda..
“你让我恶心” "You make me sick.
“你正在摧毁一切” "You're ruining everything."
“我要把你绑得紧紧的然后上了你 "I'm going to tie you up and fuck you
直到你爱上我为止，基佬” till you love me, faggot."
冷静冷静，我想做的只不过是 Chill out, all I'm trying to do
让这个世界更好一点儿 is make this world a little more pretty.
我知道，好吗？ I know, right?
有视奸的人意味着你真的出名了 A stalker means you're officially famous
这是个好征兆 which is good news.
我得给你做个细致的安全防护 I'm going to have to get you a security detail.
是的，我感觉.. Yeah, I'm feeling good about..
我马上就回来，好吗 Yeah, I'll be right back, alright?
嗨 -嗨 Hey. - Hey.
我就是想说，返校日皇后选举一切顺利 I just wanted to say good luck with the whole homecoming queen thing.
谢谢，你也是 Thank you. And you too.
我是说，比赛顺利 With the big match I-- I mean.
而不是，返校日皇后 Not that-- the homecoming queen.
皇后太多，难成好事 Too many queens would spoil the broth.
你有趣极了 -你百发百中 You're funny. - You're flip.
我很想念那些和你出去玩的日子，Billy I miss hanging out with you, Billy.
你们聊完了吗? -快了，再... Aren't you done yet? - Yeah, just..
再给我们一秒钟 Just, uh, just give us a second.
一秒钟到了 It's been a second.
好吧，再给我们一分钟 Yeah, just give us a minute!
我要和Sesame一起去舞会 I'm taking Sesame to the dance.
你知道她整过，是吧？ You know they're fake, right?
比利，我会知道的 Billy, I think I'd know.
你这个单纯可爱的男孩 Oh, you sweet innocent boy.
去，去吧 Go. Go on.
一分钟到了 It's been a minute.
嗨，比利，最近怎么样 Hey, Billy, how's it going?
这几天不错 I've had better days.
我有很多事要处理 I've got to sort out all this stuff.
你想出去骑车吗？ - 和你？ Do you want a ride? - With you?
我知道我以前是个混蛋，但现在我想补偿你 I know I've been a dick, but I wanna make things right.
好啊，当然可以，谢谢 Yeah. Sure. Thank you.
别这样，别这样 Get off. Get off.
伯尼，你他妈.. Bernie, what the fuck...
你不是那个意思 You don't mean that.
请别告诉其他人 Please don't tell anyone.
不要告诉其他人！ Don't tell anyone!
女士们先生们，大家好，欢迎你们来到 Ladies and gentlemen, hello and welcome
尤利西斯·S·格兰特学院 to the Ulysses s. Grant academy
返校日赛前表演 homecoming game pre-show.
我知道大家有多么激动 And I-- and I know how excited everyone is
想看到今年的候选人 to see this year's nominees
所以不多说废话 so without further ado,
我来向大家介绍 I present the parade of floats
由本次返校日皇后候选人们制造的游行花车 made by your homecoming queen candidates.
首先，有请利奈特·弗兰兹小姐！ First up, Miss Lynnette Franz!
哦，拜托 Oh, come on.
这些人可是在期待一场表演啊 These folks expect a show!
他们想要激动的欢呼 They want to be wowed!
我是说，这个游行花车 I mean this is the float
就是你们这些菜鸡从七年级就开始准备的东西？ that you've been planning since the seventh grade?
这辆花车应该是她最耀眼的东西 This float was meant to be her legacy.
它应该呈现出不可名状的辉煌感 It should have been the ultimate expression
表现出她的至高无上，和她所有希冀 of who she was and the culmination of all her hopes,
还有她的梦想，发自内心的美丽向往 and dreams and heartfelt artistic yearnings!
值得庆幸的是，大家并没有在她这里 Luckily, the crowd didn't have too long
沉浸那么长时间，因为... to dwell on this because...
现在女士们先生们 And now, ladies and gentlemen
我来向大家介绍我们的第二位候选人 I present our second candidate.
比利·布鲁姆！ Here comes, Billy Bloom!
毫无疑问，我已到达极乐世界 Surely I have reached nirvana.
这简直就是人间天堂 This is heaven on earth,
而且我甚至还没有被加呢冕 and I haven't even been crowned yet.
所以，就不要让占四分之三时间的橄榄球比赛 So let's not let four quarters of football
阻挡在我和我的桂冠中间了 stand between me and my tiara
让我们直接跳到比赛结尾吧 and just cut to the end of the game.
加油，格里芬队！ Let's go, Gryphons. Let's go!
格里芬队必胜！ Let's go, Gryphons. Let's go!
比赛还剩15秒 There are 15 seconds left to play
我们要在最后三秒一决胜负 and we're down by three.
整个宇宙的命运 The fate of the entire universe
都落在小空翻宽阔的双肩上 rests on flip's broad shoulders.
触地得分 Touchdown!
喔，格里芬队得分 Oh, the Gryphon scores and with that
格里芬队获胜，27分 the Gryphons win 27
哈士奇队，24分 Huskies, 24.
我没有看到触地得分 I didn't see the touchdown.
我一直看着小空翻 I was looking at flip.
他还好吗？ Is he okay?
所有队员 Those scouts.
他父亲 His father.
这场比赛 This game..
他会没事的 He'll be okay.
这对他来说意味着一切 ...it meant everything to him.
就像那样，竖起一根大拇指 And just like that with one thumbs up
小空翻凯利成了过去式 flip Kelly was gone,
马克·凯利可以按照他的视角 and Mark Kelly could paint the world
来描画这个世界了 however he saw it.
我想要恭喜我们的格里芬队 I wanna congratulate our Gryphons!
尤其是波波·彼得森 And especially, Bo-Bo Peterson.
请站起来，波波 Stand up, Bo-Bo.
绝妙的一次触地得分 On a spectacular
全队因此获胜 game-winning touchdown.
我们也时刻牵挂着小空翻凯利 And our thoughts and prayers go out to flip Kelly
希望今晚，这不幸的伤痛不会.. and hope that tonight's unfortunate injury won't..
让我们时刻祝福他吧 Let's just keep him in our thoughts.
现在，是时候 But now it's time to give
让我们的返校日皇后候选人们 our homecoming queen nominees their chance
在投票表决，选出胜者之前 to say something before
发表演讲了 the ballots are cast and a winner is crowned.
首先，有请利奈特·弗兰兹 First up, Lynnette Franz.
欢迎你 -谢谢 Here my dear. - Thank you.
嗨各位，大家好吗 Hi everyone. How you doin'?
好的 Okay..
奥尼根校长，老师们 Principal Onnigan, faculty,
朋友们，啦啦队队友们，上帝 friends, cheer squad, God squad,
校友们，食堂阿姨们 alumni, and lunch ladies!
你们现在要听的是一个真正的女孩的演讲 Let's hear it for the real girl!
对，就是我 Me! Yay!
所以，你们应当投票给我的 So... First reason
第一个原因是 you should vote for me..
嗯.. ...and uh..
我有些不敢相信我要提醒你们注意这些 ...I kinda can't believe that I have to remind you all this,
但很显然我这么做了 but apparently I do.
返校日皇后.. 嗯.. Homecoming queens.. Hmm..
对，她，她们都是女孩，不是吗？ Yeah, they're-- they're they're girls, y'all!
你不能仅仅根据《欢乐合唱团》的卡司 You can't just decide what's right and wrong
来判断是非对错 based on the cast of Glee.
带书名号的那个 - 我们爱利奈特 Hashtag quotable. -We love Lynette!
你们应当投票给我的第二个原因 Second reason you should vote for me.
我的对手 My rival..
我可不会用他的名字来脏我的嘴 And I'm not even going to dirty my lips to say his name.
别说出来 Don't do it.
他似乎只对一件事感兴趣 He seems to only be interested in one thing
那就是把这个学校 and that's turning this school
变成跨性别者的聚集地 into some kind of tranny bar.
所有同性恋都该下地狱 All gays are going to hell.
没错 -这可不是我 Yup. - And that's not me.
这话并不是我说的 It's not me saying that.
这是.. That's..
这是《利未记》《圣经》中的一卷上说的 That's leviticus.
没错，是这样，姑娘 That's right, yeah, girl.
谢谢 Thank you.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
非常感谢 谢谢 Thank you so much. Thank you.
你们懂的，我从十二岁起 You know I've been waiting for this day
就一直等待着这一天 since I was twelve years old.
我相信你们也是一样 I'm sure you all have too.
一场很有启发性的演讲 That was enlightening.
那么我们的下一位参赛者.. And our next contestant..
比利·布鲁姆 ...Billy Bloom.
谢谢你，利奈特 Thank you Lynnette for that
谢谢你刚才发表最亲切那席话 most gracious set-up.
现在.. Now..
我今晚的装束对你们之中许多人来说 My appearance tonight might come as a shock
可能会很震惊 to many of you.
当然了，我本可以穿一套很精致很华丽的衣服 Sure I could have worn a real show-stopper of an outfit,
然后在这里讽刺利奈特 and talked smack about Lynnette,
让你们意识到你们有多想杀了我 and reminded you all how you tried to kill me,
也许你们也会投票给我 and maybe you could vote for me
以图安慰你们的良心 to try and clear your conscience,
但并非如此 我现在站在你们面前了 but instead, I stand before you.
我褪去我平时所有引人注目的装束 And I'm stripped of all my usual bells and whistles.
只留下这么一张未经修饰的面孔 Just a clean-scrubbed face.
这是为了告诉你们 To show you that..
这是为了告诉你们 To show you that I'm
我与你们并非如此不同 I'm not so different from you
尽管你们已经数次声明 despite your protestations
尽管我也已经数次声明 despite mine.
你们可以说我是怪胎，没问题 You can call me a freak. Okay.
我就是我自己 I am what I am.
你们也都是怪胎，我的意思是.. You're all freaks too, I mean..
看看你们自己 Look at you.
这难道不就是一个青少年所应有的样子吗 Isn't that what being a teenager is all about?
我认为，我们都很忧虑 I think that we're all pretty worried
忧虑我们能否融入集体 that we're not gonna fit in.
忧虑一旦人们发现真实的我们 That if people found out the real us
他们就会拒绝我们，恐惧地退缩逃走 they would reject us they would recoil in horror.
担心所有人都会讨厌我们 That they'd all hate us.
那些小秘密 And we all carry around
与我们如影随形 some kind of secret shame.
我们每个人都有飞翔的目标 We've each got a flag to fly.
只不过有些人在心里默默飞翔 Just some of us are flying them on the inside.
所以我请求你们看一看心底那个秘密的角落 So I am asking you to look inside that secret place
你们那个标榜怪异的旗帜飞翔的角落 where your freak flag flies
然后把它升起来 and raise it up..
大声地 ...loud..
骄傲地 ...and proud.
你们看，我知道我来这所学校没多久 Look, I know I have not been here for very long,
但我现在想号召建立一个新的传统 but I am asking for a tradition to take place now.
它是包容的 A tradition of inclusion.
是接纳的，是宽容的 Of acceptance, of tolerance.
爱你所爱 Love who you're gonna love.
走自己的路 Follow whatever path it is that makes you
成就自己 be the person that you are.
我——我今晚想请求你们一件事 I-- I've got one thing to ask tonight
在你们投下自己选票的时候 when you cast your ballot.
请投给我 Vote for me.
投给我们所有人心中的 You're voting for the freak
那个怪胎 in all of us.
投给那个站在你面前的怪胎 You're voting for the freak that stands before you,
你们也是投票给.. but you're voting for..
活在你们每个人心中的怪胎 ...the freak in each and every one of you.
我的演讲结束 That's all.
好样的！比利！ Yay! Billy!
现在，格兰特学院的学生们 And now, students of Grant academy
是时候拿起手机投票了 it's time to get out your smart phones and vote.
好的，票数已经汇总 Well, the votes have been tabulated
你们一定要考虑得非常清楚 and you've all made your feelings abundantly clear.
获胜者是... The winner is,
利奈特·弗兰兹！ Lynnette Franz!
女士们先生们，她就是 Here she is, ladies and gentlemen.
你们新的返校日女王 Your new homecoming queen
利奈特·弗兰兹！ Lynnette Franz!
谢谢大家 Thank you.
几分钟前还站在我这边的人 The crowd who just moments ago were on my side
现在都在为她疯狂鼓掌 now applauded wildly for her.
你还站在台上干什么，怪胎？ What are you still doing on stage freak?
赶快消失 Get lost.
赛思米，你非得一直这么惹人讨厌吗 Sesame, do you always have to be such a bitch?
是啊，我觉得我就是这样 Yeah. I think I do!
比利 Billy.
她也许拿到了我的选票 She might have gotten my vote
但你得到了我真心的支持 but you got my heart.
做得好 Good job.
谢谢大家，太感谢了.. Thank you. Thank you so..
我知道，大家停一停 I know, stop.
谢谢大家 Thank you.
上帝赢了，上帝赢了 God wins! God wins!
对我来说，这件事本身不在于当不当女王 For me, it was never actually about being the queen.
事情的关键在于让他们知道，我值得被尊敬 It was about showing them I was worthy.
我也做到了 And I did.
我迷惑的眼前应该出现是... And what to my wondering eyes should appear...
比利 Billy.
但我想到的这个男人 ...but the man who I thought
曾经抛弃了我 had abandoned me.
这个男人还是参加了今晚的晚会 The man who came to tonight's barbecue
即使他想过他的儿子 even though he thought his little boy was gonna give
可能会穿着裙子演讲 a speech in a dress.
这个男人就是... The man that is...
爸爸？ Daddy?
我在这儿 I'm here.
我是个同性恋 I'm queer.
我会适应的 I'll get used to it.
我输了比赛 -你在开玩笑吗？ I lost. - Are you kidding me?
这是我所见过的最大的胜利 That was the biggest win I've ever seen.
瞧瞧我 Look at me.
我太为你自豪了 I am so proud of you.
谢谢你 Thank you.
嗯 Mm.
来吧，儿子，我们回家 Come on son. Let's go home.
好的，老爸 Yes, sir.
你知道那天晚上我本可以躲开那次拦截的 You know I could have dodged that tackle
对吗？ the other night right?
但我意识到我找到了 But I realized that I found something more important than
比取悦我爸爸更重要的事 than pleasing my dad.
比橄榄球更重要的事 More important than football.
我自己 Me.
如果没有你的话我永远也不会发现 I never would have discovered that without you.
很抱歉我没有坚持和你做朋友 I'm so sorry I stopped being your friend.
没关系 It's okay.
你只是在做你自己 You were just being you.
玛也只是在做她自己 Muv was just being muv.
我做我自己 How about I do me
你也做你自己，怎么样？ and you do you?
也许有一天我们可以试试 And maybe one day we can try
其他方法 the other way around.
成交 Deal?
值得一试 Nice try.